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i'm a smart ambitious 13 year old who hates alot of people and has lost all hope in Mankind and waits for the day death kills us. to see who i hate see my blog. if i hate you than go screw your mum. if i dont then enjoy!!!!

btw: this is not a quote but i would have used alot of profanity had i been allowed.
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I Hate George Bush

if everyone in the world died except me i would be a happy little loner.
April 05

Birthday!

Hey, like last yr i'm gonna continue to trend (on the physical advice of my friend divya) and post blogs at the time i was born. Though this year will be alot less yea...
 
Awesome day. Big thanks to Izzy for her fucking awesome cake, card, Seinfeld (along with Maddie) and the brilliant video with everyone!
 
Thanks also to everyone who signed the card (lol) and the guyz who're getting me more Seinfeld (cant get enough).
 
RANDYS ASKELGIRL SATURDAY APR 7TH 3PM to 5PM ALL WELCOME!
 
Please note: i got the wrong time it was 3:37 when i was born not 3:38, the thingy fked itself soz lol
February 05

I'M BACK

I'M BACK DONT WE ALL JUST LOVE THAT FLASHY ORANGE THING NEXT TO OUR NAMES!?
January 08

Birthdays!

Hey eveyrone! is everybody...good? LOL! (Simpsons callback.) I hope your holidays have been less boring than mine, i've been watching the simpsons and seinfield all day, AND TEN CANCELLED SEINFIELD ON WEEKDAYS :@:@:@:@:@: FAGGS! Anyway if anyone has any seinfield dvds i'll be more than willing to borrow them.
 
Also lots of birthdays, Maddies on the 5th, Jackies and Izzy's today (8th) and Ziheng AKA Hank, The Hankstabator, Squishy etc... on thursday (11th), Hanks birthdate is 11/01/92, which isnt that great, but, it'd be cool if he was born a year earlier cause then it'd be 11/01/91!
 
Anyway there wasnt much point to his blog...i'm just bored and lonely...and u might all see that little flashy thing next to my name, and you might see my blog and comment...and then i can read them and yea...might entertain me for a bit.
 
Anyway hope your all good and happy (I know Izzy, Maddie and Judy are), and much more entertained, smarter, sexier, etc... than me HAHAhaha... oh god i'm a livin joke... LOL(nother Simpsons callback.)
December 04

73 Questions

1. BOLD anything true
2. Leave plain anything untrue

3. Underline kinda

001. I miss somebody right now.
002. I watch more tv than I used to.
003. I love olives.
004. I love sleeping.
005. I own lots of books.
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games (i just never have time to play them)
008. I’ve tried marijuana.
009. I’ve watched porn movies.
010. I have been in a threesome.
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
012. I believe honesty is the best policy  (I DO!, i just dont follow it...)
013. I have acne free skin
014. I like and respect Al Sharpton.(WTF is this?)
015. I swear frequently
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year
017. I have a hobby.
018. I’ve been told I have a nice butt
019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me

020. I've never broken anyone else's bones.
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
023. I love rain.
024. I’m paranoid at times (complete oppostie rly)
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
026. I need money right now.
027. I love sushi.
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes. lol yea alotta the time
029. I have fresh breath in the morning. (No idea, i've never really smelled my own breath.
030. I have semi-long hair.
031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.
033. I was born in a country outside of Australia.
034. I shave my legs.
035. I have a twin.
037. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
038. I like the way I look.
039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.

040. I know how to do cornrows. (whats a cornrow?)
041. I am usually pessimistic
042. I have mood swings.
043. I think prostitution should be legalized.(Not because i'm a pervert but for socialism and stuff)
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty/hot.
045. I have cheated on a significant other.
046. I have a hidden talent.

047. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
048. I think that I’m popular.
049. I am currently single.
050. I have kissed someone of the opposite sex hmm opposite sex 

051. I enjoy talking on the phone.
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
053. I love to shop.
054. I would rather shop than eat.
055. I would classify myself as ghetto.
056. I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
057. I’m obsessed with the opposite sex!
058. I don’t hate anyone. (YEA! s'mostly true.)
059. I’m a pretty good dancer.
060. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington… (wtf?!?)
061. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
062. I have a cell phone (or mobile)
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
064. I have passed out drunk in the last 6 months
067. I have never been in a real relationship before
068. I’ve rejected someone before.
069. I currently have a crush on someone

070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
071. I want to have children/child in the way future. (lol my prophesy)
072. I have changed a diaper before.

073. I’ve had the cops called on me before (Not me really, a bunch of us. we were being too loud at a midnight party.)

September 30

BAND CAMP!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!111!!!1!!1!!! BAND CAMP WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!11!!11!!!!!11
 
I'd been waiting for band camp for ages, last years was amazing and this years was even better! I put all the photos in the photo section and i'm putting all the photos and videos (i brought a camcorder) on some cd's for everyone. Unfourtunately i only took them on the third day. for the first two days get them off Judy. Now i'll give you all a detailed rundown of everything that happened (i'm really bored).
 
Band Camp Eve: I got home from school and did alot of stuff... cant remember most of it, i think it was like maths assignment and Maths Enrichment and shit. I was talking with Bernie and Edmund on MSN and then I started getting all the shit i needed to bring on band camp. My mum was going to shove it all into my bag for me.
 
While I was packing I was listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers - Warped, Metallica - Master of Puppets and Metallica - Enter Sandman (You guyz gotta check em out sooooooooooo good) But then my mum got pissed at me cause she likes love songs and that shit LOL! Anyway then i had to pack in silence and i was pissed :( When i'd put everything i wanted on my mums bed I went to sleep (I'd already showered).
 
Day 1: I woke up very sleepy at 4:05, I remember the time because i thought it said 5:40 and leapt out of bed and hit my head on the bookshelf before i realised the right time. I was then mightily pissed off and went back to sleep, to be awoken by my Dad at 5:30am (I like sleeping). Anyway then i ate some breaky and we grabbed my bags and the $50 dollars my dad gave me and took the first steps on the amazing journey of Band Camp!
 
When we got to school some ppl were already there and Judy arrived at nearly the same time so we dumped our stuff and walked into the school to help, but, we met shen on the way and we talked for awhile. By the time we actually went to go help everything was already done so... Anyway we then had our little chat with Mrs Masling and the other Band Teachers and got into the roll groups before getting into the bus and driving off.
 
On the bus me and Marcus were sitting infront of Dan and Duncan (METALLICA!!!!!!) and behind Freyja and Bernie who were sitting behind Judy and Soph. Marcus opened up his "lollies", which, were actually old, dusty jaffas, weird, dusty smarties and half-opened fantans (or however u spell it). Nevertheless we ate them all and spent the rest of the bus trip talking and doing other uneventful stuff.
 
When we got to Maccas We received $10, though I didnt use mine, because Maccas tastes like they deep fried everything in piss. When we got back on the bus we continued our uneventful escapades, I was really tired so I tried to sleep, but, Marcus was hyped and began whacking ppl with pillows...
 
We arrived at Warringah Mall, and it was fucking Massive, the performance was pretty cool and we walked around the mall afterwards. Marcus, Judy, Doug and I got some Subway (SUBWAY ROCKS!) and then we found Divya and walked around together. Marcus bought a Billabong wristband and Doug and Divya had their first Boost. Everyone was buying Boost's and I scabbed alot of Shen, Doug, Divya, Izzy and Nicky. On our way back, Doug and I thought we had to go straight to the busses, but, Doug thought he'd play a trick and ended up leading me in a great circle, and at the same time dragged everyone else with us aswell. We went in the direction of the food court (where we were actually meant to meet) and then turned around arriving back where we started and heading to the bus which was just around the corner of where we started! It turned out that Doug had actually went the right way when he thought he was going the wrong way and when he thought he was going the right way he was actually going the wrong way...
 
We got back on the busses after a good laugh and alot of confusion. We then drove to our "Cabins" which looked more like army barracks. The showers were about as long as my arm and the water was yellow! The beds were hard and made u sweat like a pig and the one of them was a 3-bunk bed. I was on the top of the 3-bunk bed and it was so close to the roof I couldn't stand up straight, and FKN BUGS BIT THIS SHIT OUTA ME!
 
After a brief respite at the "Caravan Park" where we played a bit of soccer and mucked around, we boarded our busses to Darling Harbour and our Harbour Cruise. We were all fighting over Judy's IPod, which, became a recurring theme along the trip along with me and Marcus being Gay, Curry in a hurry, Rice at the right Price, Sauce for any Course and noodles made out of poodles doodles LOL!
 
The Cruise was AWE-FUCKING-SOME! Judy was really pissed at Marcus at the start, but, got over it nearly immediately (never seemed to forgive me that quick, we both did the same thing basically). On the cruise the food was amazing and there was a disco and a FUCKING AWESOME VIEW! It was really windy, but, that didn't matter it was still FUCKINGLY FUCKITIDLY FUCKSOME!
 
The Cruise seemed to spout lots of romance like Carl/Freya, Meg/Jack, Kon/Josie, Jackie/Lex, Kylie/Ben and Noani/Miles. Hot Stuff eh?
 
We then returned home and had a well-deserved, but, shitty sleep. Judy txted Marcus on my Mobile a few times before we fell asleep.
 
Day 2: Ok Day to was EVEN MORE AWE-FUCKING-SOME, we got up because of me, sorry, I woke up at 6:15 and woke everyone else in my room up and then we went back to sleep, but, the beds were shithouse and I wanted to go outside and have a walk so I climbed out of bed at 6:30 and changed into band uniform.
 
None of us wanted to shower in the "Cabin" showers so we went to the good, outside showers, which, turned out to be locked and the keypad was broken. We went to the OTHER outisde showers which were open and enjoyed a good wash. Then Breaky, which, was good, then we played a bit more soccer before we congregated at the busses, where Batters "Let Slip" our mystery event. Lol! GW Batters, but, i was scepticel. He told us that our mystery night was Luna Park, but, it ended up being wwaaaaayyyyyyyyy better! We all laughed and then left for the Maritime Mueseum where we performed. IT WAS FUCKING HOT! and we all were sweating like pigs during the first performance.
 
The 2nd one was better because we had some shade and we didn't perform half of our peices. Then we went walking around the Maritime Mueseum and the mall outside where we bought Oporto for Lunch. Me, Shen, Judy and Marcus and some other ppl walked around the mall and bought a Jawbreaker, which Shen and Judy shared. We also bout DAIM! It was soooooooooo nice LOL!
 
When we returned to the busses wer walked over to the Aquarium and explored. It was really cool, Me, Shen and Nicky went ahead of Marcus and Judy who spent the WHOLE time together, it was really sweet. AW! After we got through the Aquarium we reached the end, which was this giant glass wall which looked into the main poolish area. We sat there for awhile and i nearly fell asleep before we left for dinner, which turned into more Daim, because we thought our Mystery was Luna Park and we didn't want to chuck on the rides, Duncan was really sick earlier in the day and nearly chucked on the bus.
 
Our Mystery Event turned out to be... CIRQUE DU FUCKING SOLEIL! THEY WERE FUCKING SCARY, OMG THE ASS FLIPPIN AND THE JUGGLER AND THAT WOMAN WHO WAS SO FUCKING FLEXIBLE! OMG OMG OMG IT WAS FUCKINGLY FUCKEDITLY FUCK-DIDLY FUCKTACULARLY FUCKMAZING! Except Marcus and Judy kinda ruined it by talking the whole time and the food was ULTRA-EXPENSIVE!
 
ALSO THE FKN SMOKERS! OMG. If you dont know i FKN HATE SMOKE of any kind, even the smallest, tiniest amount of smoke annoys me! So many ppl there smoked! FKN hell you'd think those rich bum-holes wouldn't need to smoke. RETARDS!
 
WE WERE ALL FUCKING HYPED! And on the way back we all berated batters for tricking us! When we got back we joked around in the Cabin a bit LOL!
 
Mrs Masling: Big Mac ROFL!
 
Mr Schwineberger and Mr Machon: Raison Toast, cause no-one likes em
 
Batters: French Fry LOL!
 
Mrs Webster: Cheeseburger, Mini Big Mac LOL!
 
All Band Teachers: McValue Meal lol
 
We talked alot and warned each other if a teacher came using our McValue Names. LOL!
 
Day 3 COMING SOON!
July 23

MSNlessness

Ok aparrently judy is never allowed on msn again, so to prove her complete mental breakdown over this small fact i've bet with her that i can survive all next term without msn.
 
If i survive judy has the crash-tackle hug either, Ian, Nima, Shen, Aditya, Marcus, Douglas, Sankalp or Frank (the hugging guy in yr seven). She'll make her choice on monday.
 
So my friends if you want to talk to me on msn again i suggest you do it today, sunday last day of the holidays.
 
Farewelling you for a whole term.
 
<3 King Zuccini
July 06

random weirdness photo

 
 Does anyone realise how weird michael looks in this picture? is it like camera fuk up or what? it looks like he's half-sneaking up half-perving on izzy and about to kick Freyja in the gluteous maximalia AKA asshole AKA prosterior AKA rear end AKA (in Freyja's case) constaltly fingered hole. Weird, no offence meant mroz.
 
NBL: Freyja's constatly fingered holy actually refers to nimas Folder, scruncher or fingerer suvery, we put freyja down as finger because she ripped up the first copy and we then had to ask everyone again and noone would answer so most of the class became fingerers.
June 27

ROFL!

i normally hate forwards but this just rings so true i had to blog it, and i hadn't blogged in ages so yer.
 

Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do.

>>____________________________________________________

>>IT MAKES US FEEL SO SECURE TO KNOW THAT OUR GIRLFRIEND ISNT OFF

>>FLIRTING

>>WITH GUYS WE'VE NEVER HEARD OF!!

>>____________________________________________________

>>

>>We don't care if you talk to other guys.

>>

>>We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

>>

>>But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the

>>room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it

>>pisses us off.

>>

>>It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes

>>without

>>even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

>>____________________________________________________

>>Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning,

>>we freaking mean it.

>>

>>Don't tell us we're wrong.

>>

>>We'll stop trying to convince you.

>>

>>The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

>>____________________________________________________

>>Yeah, you can quote me.

>>____________________________________________________

>>Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

>>Smile and say "thank you."

>>

>>LET US PAY FOR YOU!

>>

>>DON'T "FEEL BAD"

>>

>>We enjoy doing it.

>>

>>It's expected.

>>

>>Smile and say - everybody together now - "thank you."

>>____________________________________________________

>>Kiss us when no one's watching.

>>

>>If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed.

>>____________________________________________________

>>You don't have to get dressed up for us.

>>

>>If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel

>>the

>>need to

>>wear the shortest skirt you have, put on every kind of makeup you own.

>>

>>We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

>>

>>honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her

>>pj's.

>>not all dolled up

>>____________________________________________________

>>

>>don't flirt with guys when were not with you.

>>We have eyes everywhere.

>>And when we find out, we're pissed.

>>

>>Not necessarily with the guys you flirted with, more-so with YOU.

>>____________________________________________________

>>Don't take everything we say seriously.

>>

>>Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

>>

>>Don't get angry easily.

>>____________________________________________________

>>Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

>>

>>Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartny

>>is

>>in front of us.

>>

>>It's boring,

>>and we don't care.

>>You have girlfriends for that.

>>____________________________________________________

>>Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"

>>

>>I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!"

>>instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can

>>think of.

>>

>>on the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )

>>____________________________________________________

>>Girls, I cannot stress this enough:

>>IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO

>>CHANGE.

>>DITCH HIS SORRY, DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO

>>WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT

>>

>>

>>Someone who will honor your morals.

>>

>>Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

>>

>>Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

>>

>>Someone who will love you, no

>>matter how bad you make them feel.

>>

>>Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the

>>eyes....and say "i love you" ...

>>

>>

>>

>>....AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

>>

>>Give the nice guys a chance

Australia vs Italy. OMGWTFBSM8!!!

OMG i'm seriously pissed off and so's Judy and Ziheng and even MRS PARKER. OMFG Luis Medina Cantalejo (the ref) is a dumbass omg fuckin hell the bloody extra time was already over when the kick was called. and the fuckin retard fuckin fell over Neill what a fuckin unco bastard!!!!!
 
ROFLMFAOPMP!!! this is a quote from wikipedia, if u don't know wikipedia is a free share internet encyclopaedia and anyone can change it, obviously one Australian fan took this a bit far....
 
"

During the Italy v. Australia game he made several controversial decisions, including showing Italy's Marco Materazzi a straight red card for a challenge on Australia's Marco Bresciano. However, the decision he is probably most remembered for in this match is the disputed penalty kick awarded against Australia after Italy's Fabio Grosso fell over a grounded Lucas Neill, four minutes into stoppage time. The penalty kick, which Francesco Totti converted to give Italy a 1-0 victory, was the final kick of the match. He deserves to be shot for that decision, it was a terrible call and one which put Australia out of the biggest tournament in the world, the World Cup. Learn to ref u deadshit..."

 

LOL!!!

June 11

London Underground (the song)

Hehe love this song thnx DF!!!
 
 
London Underground (the song)
 
 

WARNING THE LYRICS USE VERY STRONG LANGUAGE

Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc,
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm going to take my bike,
Coz once again the Tube's on strike.
The greedy bastards want extra pay
for sitting on their arse all day
even though they earn 30K .
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the fuck's my fucking train?

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts

London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle.

All they say is "Please mind the doors",
and they learned that on the two day course,
This job could be done by a four year old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get
Burger King and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet
and chewing gum on every seat,
so don't tell me to "Mind the gap"
I want my fucking money back.

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle
LaLaLaLa
LaLaLaLa

The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a fucking tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when we're all late for work again,

London Underground
London Underground
WaWa Wankers , They're all Wankers ,
London Underground
London Underground

Take your Oystercard, and shove it up your arsehole.

June 10

Judy and ...........

Well I know Judy did this on her blog, but no-one seems to look at that so i'm doing it on mine which everyone looks at cause you all love me so much.
 
Should Judy tell shnookems? I think so and please comment saying wether you think she should or not.
 
Judy should tell shnookems because (i'll be adding more and more reasons as i think of them):
 
  1. Shnookems likes her (jeez sooooooooooooooooooo obvious).
  2. She'll never have a chance with him if she doesn't tell him they'll both be in denial.

 

June 06

My deepest darkest secret

Hey ppl here is a code to my deepest darkes secret, a secret which would destroy my life forever, a secret you could blackmail me into doing ANYTHING!!!!! Good luck^^
 
7     8     2     5
 
1     6     1     6
 
8     6     1     2
 
2     7     2     6
 
ok
 
u want a clue ask me. I'm honestly not really proud of this code, it's sort of unsolvable without the template which i'm not giving u ppl *sigh* man just encoding each letter took 40 mins (theres a sorta clue for ya).
 
Good luck and btw whoever gets it will earn undying respect and be $50 richer^^
 
Update 1.1: Well, thanks to an idiotic little rat Judy now knows the code is "I have no Secret LOL" either way this'll make it much simpler. If you can give me then template you get undying respect and $50!!
 
BTW Thnx to Anna for lending me her Taronga book (I lost mine OH SHIT!!!) i'd have been screwed without it.
June 04

College

Since i have so many friends, and since i lost so many friends from primary school can u pplz list down which college ur going to or which colleges u want/plan/maybe go to. I'm going to radford probs, miss you all soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much if u go somewhere else
 
( btw pplz is a combonation of ppl and plz)
May 28

Kevin-ish

The only answer that i get basically when i ask what ppl think of me is Kevin-ish (actually i think i only asked Divya but anyway). So now i want to know what Kevin-ish means to you ^^. Be honest i'll be more happy with someone saying kevin-ish is a big jerk who swears too much than a sugercoated pile of crap.
May 14

My perfect eye colour

this is random cause it's been awhile since my last blog and i need something to do. Maddie and i were talking about eye colour somehow (i can't remember) so i asked Judy about it cause i was talking to her at the same time. Somehow we got it this convo about how my perfect eye colour is ultra dark vivid blue, so now we've endevoured on an epic quest to find a girl with the perfect eye colour for me lol.
 
So if you have ultra dark vivid eyes u've got the absolute perfect eye colour for me lol!!! so leave a comment if you do, if you don't have that eye colour then just leave a comment anyway saying how delusional i am lol!!!!
May 08

HEHE Mrs Parkers Screwed ROFL!!!

ZOMFG ROFLMAOPMP, as madde, judy, soph, and izzy will know now my dad likes to complain. HEHE and my mum was complaining to us about Mrs Parker, and now my dad's volunteered to complain but he needs arguements and ideas and he says to make a petition. ROFLMAOPMP!!!!!!!!!!
 
That is so cool Mrs Parker, o good i feel sorry for her.
May 07

School

Hey first week of school again really wasn't as exciting as i hoped  Debating's meh, and everything else is kinda wtf!!!! and i'm degrading badly in maths. Plz post in comment how ur first week was.
 
PS. Man this is a bloodys short and pointless entry.
May 03

Confusion

So confused  Friends not Friends. Randomes new Friends.
 
Good thing about enemies is they'll tell you what they think of you without sugarcoating it or hesitation and they'll always hate your guts ^^
May 02

DL

This is a little blog entry about my WoW Guild Darnassus Legion (were actually in the process of changing the name so i'm going to have to change all this in a day or two).
 
We've got two banks, over 100 members and are very helpfull with a HOT!!! GM. We're on the Oceania server Khaz'goroth and our GM's (we have two who sorta share the duties) are Turak, 60 Human Mage and Cleru, 55 Gnome warrior, add them to your friends list if you wanna join or you can add me Shmick 51 NE warrior.
 
Our high lvl's constantly help other guildies with instances basically anything they need, we have fun activities, lottery, Gurubashi Arena battles and lots of other fun stuff.
 
I'll add more on our exciting and enthralling exploits including screenshots and other stuff. Kinda tired now though.
April 30

SCHOOL!!!

School tommorrow!!! Isn't that exciting? well honestly no one except me seems to think so, but, yea i don't care i think it's exciting i get to see you all on a regular basis. Nothing much really just bored 15 mins till dinner and i can't play games cause my parents'll get pissed and no-ones on so i can't do hwork without actually having to expend energy. Most of the competitions r next term, dad says if i get a 2 HD's or Prize i can buy a new video card. I liked it bac when randomes were commenting on this blog, it was so funny to see what random people say.
 
Anyway nothing else dinner soon sooooooooooooo bored. Missed you all heaps. Anyone miss me?
April 27

Hey

Hey guyz been awhile, holidays really boring, goin to sydney tommorrow, people got pissed cause i was so lazy with my respect list and i only added my Dad Judy and Izzy, everyone thought i didn't respect them, well now it's fixed ultra sorry guyz. If anyone is still offended by the respect list tell me in the comments and i'll probably take it down or something.
 
I've been holding competitions in my pm, putting up a random question for $2, everyone thinks i like Judy which is annoying, i wanna know why, put in comment plz, i also want any music so if your generous enough plz give me some, i'm tired of DvD's playing in the background and yea.
 
Had debating meeting today, Mroz's mum made really nice shortbeard biscuts we made good headway sorta, izzy didn't come, i think she didn't realise that we changed it from friday to thursday and michael and divi are blaming me as always. mmmm yea pretty boring.
 
Can't wait to see you all at school miss ya heaps, luv you all.
April 18

Arnold Schoenberg

Hey everyone i was bored and no one was and and i didn't want to do homework so i looked up Triskaidekaphobia (fear of the number 13) on Wikipedia and found this musical composer called Arnold Schoenberg who suffered from Triskaidekaphobia. He was born on the 13th of the month and was deathly affraid of the date Friday, July 13th, 1951 when he would turn 76 (7 + 6 = 13). He refused to get out of bed and when his wife came telling him to get up he said "harmony" and died. His time of death was 11:47 Friday, July 13th 1951. 11:47 is 13 mins from midnight and 1 + 1 + 4 + 7 = 13.
 
That's all pretty pointless and freaky, i'm bored, someone interesting better get online or i'm gonna actually have to do homework .
 
Miss you all heaps!!!
April 05

BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY it's my birthday today i'm turning 13!!!!  Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Kevvy, Happy birthday to ME!!!!!!
 

Thanks alot to Freyja for the baloons if she's reading this she can come to the movie if she wants. Thanks to Izzy, Divi, Maddie, Jackie, Judy, Soph, Marcus, Freyja, the random year 9's Leyla and Jess and anyone else i forgot for your wonderfully inspiring words.

xoxox Love you all (except the guyz)

 

 (those who i "forgot" but didnt write terribly beautiful messages or popped 2 of the 4 baloons can get screwed).

 

I was born in china at 1:37 PM on April 5th which in Australian time is 3:37, this blog was posted at the exact moment i was born!!!!!

 

My parties are on this weekend, so far no-one has said they can't come but no-ones said they can't come but only 3 people actually said they can so i assuming the ppl who aren't saying anything at all are lazy or that their coming. If ur gonna give me a present give it to me at school where my mum won't see shes crazy and doesnt want me to have any presents JERK!!! Please don't spend too much time, effort or money on them unless u REALLY want to. Just give me something YOU think i will like and i'll be overjoyed!!!!

 

Present count:

  1. Baloon's from Freyja
  2. The Sum of All Fears DVD from Judy
  3. Sweet's from Izzy (they are now well hidden and will take me some time to get through)
  4. Money and vouchers from numerous people i can't recall.
  5. Very Beautifull plants which now sit outside my window from Douglas.

My Parties:

 

Askelgirl LAN party: i arrived and met nima who was already there and shen and ziheng. Apparently Ziheng had been walking around all day since he didn't want to be with his parents lol. we played a bit untill Ian and Aditya arrived. The teams were me, Nima and Aditya vs. Ziheng, Shen and Ian. They were suprisingly even though Ziheng was less than useless at assault. ROFL Zihengs final score: 3 to 33. For the next round nima set up a server and put FF (friendly fire) on and Ziheng headshotted Shen with an awp, getting himself kicked and Shen killed, Ian was like WTF!!!! since he was the only one left. LOL!!! Ziheng was crap at assault, before Ian arrived whenever Shen needed help Ziheng would just scream back I'M DEAD!!!! lol. Shen and Ziheng are so unco at cs.

 

We then moved to dust where Ziheng did alot better. Ian left half-way through and we got pissed at aditya cause he killed Ian's afk before Nima could kill him with a flash so we tk'ed adit and moved him to the other team. Me and Nima are pro awpers and we 0w|\|3d them. It was pure pwnage and great fun!!!!!!!!

 

Movie party: i got there first (besides Judy who apparently had been there since 11) and met Judy outside who was saying goodbye to her parents (her dad looks like soph's dad). Maddie and Soph then arrived both exhausted and they and Judy just walked off somewhere? Idiots. Anyway then a whole bunch of people came in no apparent order. I just remember Apples was next cause graciously accepted to wait in line. In the end it didn't matter cause only he and Dan got in on time and despite their combined mass they didn't save enough seats and me, Dan, Apples and Mroz took the good seats that they managed to save and everyone else was stuck a few rows below (sorry blame Dan).

 

We watched Ice Age 2 which was good and when it was done Michael and Dan scared the shit outa us by saying it was already 4, it turned out that it was the right time and it was still only 3 (Idiots). Next we walked around the mall for an hour having meaningless discussion about vulgar subjects which obviously didn't hold much appeal to Douglas despite the some of it being sexual based kinda. Anyway some eventfull things happened (LOL sorry Judy) and at four everyone started leaving.

 

It was eventfull and great fun and good since we didn't watch Aeon Flux which had both nudity and was really crap (probably why Doug held so much appeal to it).

 

Thnx for coming all hope you had a wonderfull time thnx for all the pressiesLove You all (except the guyz).

 

Birthday's:

 

Hey i'm gonna be listing peoples birthday's, posting them on the day they were born, i dunno why just feel like doing something.

 

  • April 20th: Adolf Hitler, Hitler (your dead and you won't read this but) your a big one-testacled, facist jerk who killed millions of people. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! Your also the worst military commander i've ever read about FAGGOT!!!!!! The nazi's would have kicked Amierican butt if u'd listened to Manstien and your other generals.
  • April 22nd, 9:30: Freyja Bossard, Happy b'day Freyja thnx for the baloons, sorry ur right after Hitler, but, your the complete opposite of Hitler, have a great day and i hope you got lots of presents.
  • April 24th, Caela Welsh: Yea this was posted on wednesday 26th since i really couldn't care less about Caela, she probably won't read this since she doesn't use msn so i'm just gonna say, Caela your an arrogant wanker and i'm gonna fucking pwn ur ass off this year, or at least Judy better.
March 23

Random entry

so long since last entry and i'm not really gonna change much with this entry. just gonna say happy b'day phen (though it's like a month late) and nothing else besides how much i hate my mum.
 
Update 1.1: ok maddie if ur really gonna be that disgusted i'll talk my mum into having two seperate parties, happy?
February 05

Just some stuff to shut people up.

I AM NOT GAY AND CAN PEOPLE USE THERE NAMES INSTEADE OF JUST HAVING NO NAME THERE. EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON THIS BLOG IS SHIT AND DON"T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO IT.AND USE NAMES PPL
 
LANE i'm a bit lazy to write why but the rest of my blog basically says it
 
and i am not gay never have been never will be.
 
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